I am so sick of you, January- with your sunless days and your surprise dumps of snow and the way that you seem like you are never going to end. I CAN'T WAIT to go somewhere else. Even if it is another sunless, snowy, cold place. Maybe it will trick me into having fun for long enough that January will then be over before I realize it. (And that is actually exactly what will happen when I go to Lake Geneva and then Chicago next weekend and return on FEBRUARY 6th.)